Not Always Peaches and Cream!

Here are some reasons why traveling,especially to Nepal, isn’t always considered a “vacation.”

The other morning I woke up and was greeted by a leech just hanging out on my kitchen floor.  Quite honestly, it was not the first thing I wanted to see in the morning but I was just happy it wasn’t on my body! Although I don’t know how it got in the house, I guess I wasn’t too surprised because of the fact that it hasn’t stopped raining since my mom left almost three weeks ago now.  Which could also explain why my shoes are caked with mud and animal feces.  The other day while walking I stepped in a huge mud pile (at times they are impossible to avoid) or so I thought. Turns out my foot started sinking in and it was then that I realized I was actually in cow manure! I probably shouldn’t have went into a café right after that because I don’t think my waiter appreciated the fact that I reeked like a farm.  Seriously it was disgusting and a little humiliating because I really did not smell good….at all!

I hope I can get these things clean

The other night I left my umbrella outside to dry and the next morning I discovered that two little frogs had taken up residence.  Note to self: keep all things inside.

Because of the rain, it’s taken my laundry days to dry. And when my clothes finally do dry, they smell so musty that I can’t even bear to wear them. My perfume doesn’t even do the trick! The line I hang my clothes on is only partially covered by a small roof.  Which is probably irrelevant because my attempt at washing my clothes by hand is pretty pathetic. I think my clothes actually end up getting dirtier. 

The bucket showers I’m taking are starting to get a little old. Especially when I have to wash my hair outside AND it’s raining.  My hair is probably not getting as many washes as it should and feels like a pile of dirt. Which I guess is a good thing because I now blend in with my surroundings.

After my first few days here, I actually noticed a rash that was developing on my neck.  I proceeded to look a little closer and noticed my neck was in fact quite dirty.  Apparently my bucket showers aren't doing the trick. :)

The huge miracle for my stay this time around in Nepal is the fact that I have my own apt – kindly given to me by the family for my time here. I can’t even begin to explain how much of a miracle this is!

a pretty cute place I do have to say :)

With that being said, at times the apt can still be quite interesting.  The first night my mom and I were here, the toilet clogged.  The draining system here is ridiculously terrible…so terrible that it seems a drainage system doesn't even exist.

I don’t have a refrigerator which isn’t too big of a deal except that I don’t like to waste food. When I tried to eat my leftover soup on day 2, my gag reflexes kicked in and I realized I could probably afford to skip a meal.  Looks like Brandy was on the menu!

The apartment has no internet or TV, I forgot my portable dvd player, and at night the power sometimes goes off. So on certain occasions I find myself sitting in the dark from 7pm onwards.
Luckily I have my trusty headlamp and an awesome smelling candle to keep me company. :)

oh you know....just hanging out.  :)

The dog that lives on the premises of my apartment sleeps the entire day.  However, at night it’s a different story!  This little mut goes nuts and has quite an obnoxious bark! And of course he only starts barking once it turns dark outside and people are finally laying down to go to sleep. Which is always nice. :)

Not as innocent as he looks!

While walking around, taking the buses and just plain old living here, it’s pretty hard for the local Nepali people NOT to notice that I’m a foreigner.  Which can only mean one thing….they stare!! And I’m not talking a quick glance and then they shyly turn away….I’m talking a full on stare! And they don’t even care…which sometimes drives me even more nuts! On my good days I’m able to ignore it, on my mediocre days I flash a huge (sometimes sarcastic) smile that is usually returned, and in my not so proud moments, I do a super obnoxious wave that I’m sure they get a kick out of!

Lastly, my tourist visa expires one day before my flight.  So obviously I went to the Department of Immigration to extend my visa.  However, the immigration officers wouldn’t let me! They said they were certain I’ll be fine at the airport and won’t have any problems.   After trying to talk some sense into them and explaining that I would feel more comfortable having a valid visa while trying to exit the country, I realized it was hopeless.  Here’s to praying the immigration officers at the airport are just as relaxed about an expired visa as the ones in the office! #pleaseprayforme!

The Immigration office...and such a proper sign they have!

So as you can see, traveling is not always peaches and cream, contrary to popular belief!  

And this is why my next trip is going to be an actual vacation, on a beach, by a pool, with a cold beer in each hand!  :)